Zonk

A person who is king, he/she deserves everything in the world and gets play from everyone known to man.

You're a zonk. Amazing.

by Fag with stretched rectum March 18, 2025

Zonk

A person who goes to sleep at 7 pm and gets pegged every other night.

Classic Zonk getting off the games at 7 pm, have fun getting pegged loser.

by Big Busta April 12, 2025

zonkatronic

Totally crazy, in a discombobulating way.

I know that seems zonkatronic (from The Good Place, Season 3, 8 minutes and 55 seconds out in Episode 1)

by Monster Tiddies April 14, 2025

Zonk Off

to masturbate.

often confused with "falling asleep", this term refers to beating off.

"I'm gonna zonk off. See you guys later."

by Curse of Three June 3, 2025

filthy zonked

Pranking someone so hard their balls fall off

Y'all just got filthy zonked!

by Eaglesk8er October 5, 2016

zink zonk

When you dubble uh and hit ‘em wit a twist

You I was in the club and seen shawty lookn way too nice and I hit her with that Zink Zonk till I hit that scallywag all sunrise long foo.

by Yonowdonteventhinkitainttrue December 16, 2023