zippertard 

Someone who is unable to manage closing up their zipper without snagging their nuts in it.

Let’s see if you can do this right, zippertard.

zippertard by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019

Zipperdude

A word with no definition

Person 1: I was walking the other day and I saw a... uhh.. a Zipperdude. Can you believe it I saw this really big Zipperdude!
Person 2: What's a Zipperdude? What are you talking about? What is it?
Person 1: It's not anything. It doesn't have a definition.
Person 2: You can't use a word that doesn't have a definition!

Zipperdude by Maxgamer345 September 27, 2023

Yap Zapper 

A novel new invention that humanely temporarily silences those annoying neighborhood yapping dogs for up to 24 hours per zap.

Honey, why don’t ‘ya grab the Yap Zapper, so we can get some sleep?

Yap Zapper by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

Zipporah 

Zipporah Is A Fine Confident Woman who captures the souls of people when she walks by because of the high natural beauty in her smile and soul

Zipporah is a person who captures the minds of intimidated people

Zipporah by Suejayjohn February 27, 2017

zippertard 

A dufus, often due to being shitfaced or hungover, who cannot remember to zip up his or her pants.

You’re such a zippertard, honey, you might as well just leave it down permanently!

zippertard by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019

zippertits

The scars of trans men who got their breasts removed surgically.

Oh! I see the zippertits are at it again. Wonderful.

zippertits by tinyleed August 18, 2022

zipperection 

The bulge formed in a man's genital area, caused by sitting down with jeans. The zipper bunches up, forming an erection like bulge, which can scare and excite all who are there to witness it.

"FUCK, IT'S JUST CAREERS CLASS DON'T GET ALL EXCITED ON ME"
"Calm down man, it's just a zipperection."
"Oh. Haha, it's pretty funny."

zipperection by Please listen to black metal April 5, 2006