your mom's pussy 

The first thing you've seen in your life. And the last thing I've seen today

your mom's pussy is where I came in, and where you came out

your mom's pussy by xXLorDXx October 8, 2010

your mind

Complimenting someone’s opinion or viewpoint. Agreeing with somebody to a high extent. Telling someone they’re an intellectual.

Chris: do you know your friend’s ethnicity?
Andy: why does it matter?
Chris: I don’t know; he’s your friend after all so it should matter, right?
Andy: I don’t know his ethnicity, because it doesn’t matter to me. If I want to be friends with someone, I would want to know their hobbies and values, because that is what truly matters.
Chris: your mind

your mind by Shmart dude July 20, 2019

your mom gay lol

Say that to a fucking normie. Trust me, they'll never get to mess up with you again.

Person 1: fuck off!
Person 2: your mom gay lol
Person 1: *cries in a corner* I should've never messed with him...

your mom gay lol by mayonnaise and saucedog May 24, 2018

Your Word Here 

Lotsa space for your liquids

"Your Word Here" Buy The Mug

Your Word Here by cyanidesinclair April 3, 2017

your date's here 

Insult given to someone you think poorly of, when something ugly walks, crawls, swims, or flies into sight.

After Howard the Duck lands on Earth, one of the first things that happens is that someone presents him to someone else and says, your date's here!

your date's here by Downstrike October 3, 2004

Your dick 

The empire state building

"your dick is bigger than the rest of your body!"
"Thanks, bro"

Your dick by I understand logic December 9, 2020

YOUR FACE GODDAMN IT 

the perfect phrase to yell at your friend after he slips and hits his head in a filthy, waterless pool. Usually preceded by hyena-like laughter.

Person #1: Haha, Rick just hit his head in that empty pool.
Person #2: YOUR FACE GODDAMN IT!!!

YOUR FACE GODDAMN IT by california689 July 30, 2011