Involuntary Yoga

The odd and often uncomfortable positions an alpha male will contort his lover into in search of the hottest, most ball draining orgasm ever.

Man dude, I ran Jenny through a serious involuntary yoga class last night. I had her shoulders behind her knees at one point. No chance she’s walking without assistance today!

by buddhiistboy May 9, 2020

Yoganand

1.noun,a person who is talented and is a champ in almost every aspect.
2.a womanizer

1.wow,that guy who won the competition must really be a Yoganand
2.only a Yoganand like Sandeep could have gotten that hot blonde into bed.

by Yoganand August 9, 2006

yoga

any exercise that requires very little physical exertion
and some mental exertion. best left for the gay or infirm;
especially popular among trend chasers.

"Wow, touching my toes really aligns by chakras!," said the asshat doing yoga.

by Seudónimo February 20, 2011

Yoga

code word used at work when you're throwing a party on a work night.

mike: "hey, stan! you wanna do yoga tonight?!"

stan: "yeah, man! i'll bring the yoga mats, you bring the incense!"

by yeahdudesoccer March 4, 2011

yorgasm

When a partner (male or female) climaxes before the other, and refuses to help the other one reach their climax.

Dude, Tiffany came before me last night and I didn't get my nut at all. The bitch had a yorgasm

by dickie d July 31, 2009

yoga roll

when a man puts his legs over his head and spreads his anus for all to view

Wow, did you just see Jeff do a yoga roll, i thought i saw a testicle?

by Dolla Bill 14 January 9, 2009

yogagaggle

A yogagaggle is a post-workout gathering of cliquey yoga classmates (generally female, often suburban) that takes place outside the studio or in front of a nearby Starbucks.

"Jen is the only one in that yogagaggle who can't afford Lululemon!"

by ablank135 October 4, 2013