weave issue

1. a hysterical fit; a conniption
2. a pretty big issue

1. I had such a weave issue when I saw those shoes on sale at Payless.
2. Did you know there are 360 calories in this SlimFast shake? That's a weave issue, if you ask me.

by Jens Lekman October 16, 2008

weave monster

n. A female with a busted hair weave. To have to much hair weave in one's head.

Did you see that weave monster in the beauty shop?

by Kinnycakes May 22, 2008

Weave Nation

If someone is Weave Nation this means he is a dodging expert. Throw him stuff, most of the time he will dodge left and right everything.

Goku goes and Broly had to show why he was a part of Weave Nation, started dodging all of (Goku's) attacks.

by Enkoom September 3, 2023

Scarf-wearer

From unnecessary scarf wearer. This is a person of western background, usually Caucasian, found in Cairo, Egypt. Not all westerners in Cairo are scarf-wearers: scarf-wearers are people who work for NGOs or similar, and are studying Arabic. The term stems from their ubiquitous habit of draping at least one scarf bought from Khan el Khalili, the old market, around themselves in an effort to appear "ethnic" and in their fervour to kowtow to what they believe are Egyptian norms. In reality, they end up dressed more modestly than the weather or the culture necessitates. Female scarf-wearers will also love long flowing skirts and dresses with no particular shape, birkenstocks or leather Jesus sandals, stringy jewellery, and will wear no makeup. Their hair will also be uncared for. Inevitably they will have a massive bag with them made of hemp or bedouin cloth. Male scarf-wearers will have ill-fitting trousers also made of hemp, scraggly t-shirts or "ethnic" shirts bought from Khan el Khalili, and the most radical practitioners may have a Palestinian kuffiya draped around their necks. They will have longish unkempt hair and beards. All of these people will have an Arabic textbook on their person.
Scarf-wearers will divide their time between "real" parts of Cairo, looking around and doing good works and buying ironic things, Dahab, where they will smoke up on cushions by the Red Sea, and going to nice bars and parties in Cairo with Egyptian guys who want to have sex with them. Whenever possible they will eat Egyptian street food, really courting disaster. After around a year spent in Egypt, they usually return to wearing the appropriate amount of scarves and real trousers and doing something with their hair.

Girl: Have you met your new American co-worker yet?
NGO chick: Yeah, she eats foul and taamiya every day. I haven't seen her arms yet even though it is August. She's a hardcore scarf-wearer.

by forsoothsayer January 1, 2009

weaver95

noun - Asshat seen on fark.com

Weaver95 is busy reading other people's emails at his job in the tech area of a Fortune 500 company. He cannot be outsourced because he reads other people's emails.

by Moran March 23, 2005

Black Girl Weave Tap

Black girls can't scratch their weave cause it would mess up their tracks. so they have to tap it. this is a black girl weave tap. BGWT.

You see that alapesha at the back of the bus, she just did a black girl weave tap, her weave must be itchy man

by jamaican boy September 5, 2009

Waverly Films

Waverly Films is a group of independent filmmakers from Brooklyn, NY, and was spawned from the mind of Christopher Ford. They specialize in creating often comedic commercials and especially short films. Much of their current popularity was spurned from their Youtube account, which is under the name "waverlyflams". Several of their videos have breached the one million view mark, some of their more popular shorts being "Wanna But A Ghost?", "The Hauntening", and "Floating Head". They have also won the Youtube Sketchies 2 Award for their Comedy short titled "Sherlockbot and the Case of the Purloined Piggybank".

"Hey, did you check out Waverly Films' new Sketch of the Week?"
"Yeah, it was hilarious! Waverly Films rules!"

by Spoonth February 24, 2009