Ever go into a stare and kind of think about what your staring at well i do and i call it a Ware
Wonder Stare = Ware
Wonder Stare = Ware
Hey Lewis you see family guy last night?
Lewis damn you interupted my ware
Bob- Was trying to speak to lewis about lasnt nights family guy but he was having a ware
Grant- nothing like a good ware
Lewis damn you interupted my ware
Bob- Was trying to speak to lewis about lasnt nights family guy but he was having a ware
Grant- nothing like a good ware
by Lewis3000 August 19, 2009
Get the Ware mug.A decidedly third-rate college located in the cousin-fucking capital of Iowa, Waverly. Well larded with meatheads, UNI dropouts, and folks too stupid or too fat to matriculate at Luther College in nearby Decorah, or with those big shots up at St. Olaf. (And, really, just how sad is that to contemplate?) Local residents are known as "Warts"--think condylomata acuminata or other human papillomaviri of the anogenital variety--and quite predictably answer to the mating call "Warts Suck!" Decent football team averaged over 37 points per game in 2010, and remarkably (for the Warts, anyway) featured 11 players who could also count, unaided, to 37.
Central blows and Coe swallows, but man, those Warts really suck.
Hey, did you hear the one about the 3 Wartburg College honors grads who went into a bar and immediately bought a round for the house. "What's the occasion?" asked the barman. "We just finished a puzzle," said Wart 1. "A puzzle?" asked the bartender. "Right," smirked Wart 2: "25 pieces and it only took us a year and a half." "Uh, that's kind of long, isn't it?" said the barkeep. "NO SIR," crowed Wart 3. "It says right here on the box '3-5 years'!"
Hey, did you hear the one about the 3 Wartburg College honors grads who went into a bar and immediately bought a round for the house. "What's the occasion?" asked the barman. "We just finished a puzzle," said Wart 1. "A puzzle?" asked the bartender. "Right," smirked Wart 2: "25 pieces and it only took us a year and a half." "Uh, that's kind of long, isn't it?" said the barkeep. "NO SIR," crowed Wart 3. "It says right here on the box '3-5 years'!"
by Norseman83 December 20, 2010
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Ware is a small town located in Western Massachusetts, not too far from Springfield. It's a pointless and stupid place to live with a bunch of senior citizens that are always protesting money being spent on new schools.
by NoLongerInWare March 22, 2009
Get the Ware mug.One who downloads pirated software, movies, games, or anything else that is copyrighted.
Warez kiddies lag their parent's bandwidth because they download 24/7.
Warez kiddies lag their parent's bandwidth because they download 24/7.
by adam7777 June 11, 2006
Get the warez kiddie mug.Catch phrase used often by strange folks from California. Is often said at random times for no apparent reason, when obviously no wart is present.
Amy: Matt, it's over.
Matt: But why?
Amy: I am not fulfilled in this marriage.
Matt: It hurts, but if you want to leave, go ahead.
Amy: Here is my wedding ring (holds it out on the palm of her hand)
Matt: Is that a wart?
Matt: But why?
Amy: I am not fulfilled in this marriage.
Matt: It hurts, but if you want to leave, go ahead.
Amy: Here is my wedding ring (holds it out on the palm of her hand)
Matt: Is that a wart?
by Mr. Anson January 19, 2008
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