vulturize

to gorge yourself on something until it literally spurts out of your asshole.

kitchen nightwatchman: Hey fatty, don't vulturize!
fatty: Mmmhm?
kitchen nightwatchman: You're shittin all over da floor!
fatty: but I can't--nom chomp gulp--quit vulturizing!
kitchen nightwatchman: QUIT VULTURIZING THIS!!!
nightwatchman's gun: BLAM-BLAM!!

by veteransuicidebomber August 11, 2012

Vulturing

is when a person or persons attempts to put claim on someones personal belongings or job while moving from one house to another or when a family member passes away, when the personal belongings or job are not being left behind.

Jack has already started vulturing me about my job.

by Phrogez"ribbit ribbit" September 24, 2014

Vulture

A guy who circles you or shadows you at a party waiting to grab you for a dance or "come in for the kill". A vulture is usually creepy or a pervert who doesn't even ask permission to touch you befpre doing so.

*girls dancing at a party*
Friend: "watch out girl there is a vulture behind you"
Friend: OMG thanks *moves away from creepy guy standing behind her*

by Genettt March 10, 2017

disgustingly sexy vultures

the perfect word to put in the blank for 'plural noun' in mad libs will 10/10 make your audience shit their pants laughing.

annie took her lazer blaster and shot a bunch of disgustingly sexy vultures at frank's head.

by friendly neighborhood assfuck December 12, 2020

Vulture

Noun. A male who lurks, circles, pretends to be friends with, likes every girl's photo on Facebook, Instagram stalks every female, comments on every girl's photo on Facebook, waiting for that one moment of stupidity or weakness, in hopes of getting a naked pic/date/fuck from your or any girl. Has no regard for the personal space of females. Has no respect for boyfriends or relationships.

Mike the vulture liked every one of her photos and constantly text her in hopes someday she'd be dumb enough to give him some.

by XXX74XXX February 10, 2019

Autograph vulture

A person who bothers and hounds celebrities for autographs just to sell online. Often times an autograph vulture will camp out near a venue where the celebrity is working or lives with several items to be signed. This person is often times not a fan of the celebrity and has little respect for the fans in the same vicinity.

Fan: I wanted to meet my favorite singer but these autograph vultures pushed ahead and asked for 6 albums to be signed and he didn't have time for me.

by MetalliStripe June 9, 2016

vultures

is the most knee templeing gang that walks the earth, super ruthless the dunk babies in the lacal trash cans. don't play that be with the shit don't play.

fuck the vultures coming betta hide them babies!

by joe bidens son March 6, 2023