happy vomit

1.) To be so happy you obnoxiously blurt out your overwhelming joy with others (typically on a subject no one cares about)
2.) To be so happy you overshare it to the point the miserable world around you wants to vomit when they see your disgustingly happy smile

1.) Jenny told me about her new boyfriend and happy vomitted all of her vacation photos
2.) After she shared the story of how he proposed I wanted to happy vomit up her happily ever after

by RS3LD November 6, 2017

Acid Vomit

When you throw up a little in your mouth by complete accident but it hurts so bad it feels life you swallowed acid.

Person 1: Hey, are you going to th- AAAGH!!!
Person 2: Oh shit, you need me to call 911?
Person 1: No dude, I just had a really bad case of Acid Vomit!
Person 2: oh ok.

by DictionaryMan45 July 16, 2022

vomiting vicar

Ejaculating penis

I'm going home to stroke the vomiting vicar

by Yermawsmells July 23, 2016

Vomit Crotch

What your crotch smells like after receiving oral from a drunk hooker who couldn't hold it down.

I picked up a drunk hooker, but she threw up while giving me head. Now I have vomit crotch.

by Omgwtfbbq2008 March 7, 2019

Dick vomit

A truck driver that stays beside another truck and won’t get out of the way after 1 mile.

Look at this Dick vomit fucking up the interstate

by Gashaulin29 December 14, 2021

heart vomit

when someone breaks your heart you vomit in your heart.

she fucked my best friend my heart just vomited dam heart vomit

by gizmorpheus May 9, 2015

vomit snail

When you have had so much to drink that you can't actually walk and are puking all the way to the bathroom, leaving a trail behind you.

"If I have one more shot I will be a vomit snail!"

by T20x3 February 27, 2018