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A prank where a tennis ball can is filled with piss and placed leaning against the front door of someone's house. The standard ding-dong-ditch is then employed, covering the persons foyer with piss when the door is opened.
DING DONG TIMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by yosdk August 9, 2005
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timber

slang abbreviation for rolling tobacco such as Golden Virginia or Cutters choice.
Used particularly when referring to the tobacco used in rolling a joint.
"bud, do you have some timber for my joint?"

Jack went to the shop to buy some gin, papers, filters and 50g of timber
by ermatty January 9, 2009
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Timberline High School, Boise, ID

Easily the coolest school in Boise for the stylistically enabled. And this doesn't mean MLA format. If you like to wear the label, and not the design, you are welcome here. In addition, the majority of school-goers are upper middle class, so you can always find a friend with more good things than you could ever have.

Timberline High School is also the only school in Boise not noted as "needs school improvement," probably because there aren't enough students going to school everyday to take an accurate statistic.
That Timberline High School, Boise, ID is so more elitist-est than every other school in Boise, ID.
by GBN December 15, 2008
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Shiver me timbers

Something either an actual funny person would say, or a John would say and think he is world's best comedian
John:"oh it's an emo shiver me timbers"
Everyone else:stfu
by Light yagamis toes October 17, 2021
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Timber Nigger

The term was coined by A L and a friend of mine we started it jokingly with a native american friend of ours, was never intended to be used hatefully we love our native American friends from green bay wisconsin, those timber nuggets are some of the best people you will ever meet, loyal ,kind, and funny, you can use the term in a bad way but you might get yourself scalped, thanks A L
by Windtalker & burlly January 23, 2022
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timberjack

The act of masturbating in the wilderness, or timber.
Guy: The squirrels weren't moving the other day so I decided to pass the time with a timberjack. Cleaned up with an oak leaf.
by CharleyBroccoli October 21, 2010
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Riddle me timbers

A riddle that is so genius and stumping that anyone who encounters it will scream timber at the peak of their orgasm
ohhhh, oh im going to riddle me timbers till my pants are wet
by i dont mind 69 all the time September 25, 2009
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