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toolbag macdouchenator

an extremely homosexual being who partakes in many activities to act tough or cool. usually has long douchey hair and a small weiner
dude, that kid who thinks hes the shit is a total toolbag macdouchenator
by Mike Silverson May 2, 2010
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what the tool

A benign exclamation when something unexpected or undesirable occurs.
Friend: Hey, you should check out /b/.
*I go there*
Me: What the TOOL.
by Gamer_2k4 January 21, 2009
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tool

1) An instrument used to perform a certain task or action with ease.

2) A person who doesn't know (or does but willfully accepts) he/she is being used. Also refers to someone who can be seen as a pawn for society.

3) An American progressive rock band from California.
1) Hammers are useful tools; they can force nails in better and more efficiently than bare hands.

2) That person is such a tool; he just wants to be blindly led by his idols without thinking about himself.

3) Tool is from Los Angeles, California; they have released six albums to date.
by dhahks May 16, 2009
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Tool

1) Basically an assclown who does not have the mental capacity to form their own opinion. 2) Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem. 3) The biggest bagadouche you have ever encountered including those with "little man syndrome"
by Insolent1969 August 15, 2012
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Love Tool

Is what it sounds like...the wanker, penis, shcrum, weiner, anything you facy calling it
His love tool was inserted into me like a like a doctors tongue depressor.
by Albert Marjorie July 21, 2008
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tool

One of three things:
a. Device used to apply mechanical work.
b. The Band.
c. Someone that is used for another's gain.
d. A penis.
e. Loot spelled backwards.
Bob: Man, that guy is such a tool.
Jim: Yeah, which reminds me, I screwed your wife.
by TheCaffeineJunky December 13, 2006
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tool

someone who is a complete idiot/ one who is used by other people, and usually dosen't even realize it/ someone who can't think for themselves/ an asshat.
People who wear huge logos on their shirts are tools.
People who listen to Avril Lavigne, are tools.
People who think Sum 41 is a punk band, are all tools.
by Anonymous April 11, 2003
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