A term used for a person who takes being a jagoff to a new level. They amped it up or kicked it into "turbo" charge.
I accidentally dropped my friend's grande, double espresso, vanilla/carmel latte. He went all Turbo Jagoff on me, ranting, raving and swearing even though it's a GIRLY drink anyway!!"
"My asshole boss kicked it into Turbo Jagoff just because I was 15 minutes late for work.
"My asshole boss kicked it into Turbo Jagoff just because I was 15 minutes late for work.
by dinosaurglow June 29, 2011
Get the Turbo Jagoffmug. 1) "Jimmy you fucking idiot! Why did you fuck my sister you fuck turbo tard!"
2) Michael got hit by a bus and now he is turbo retarded.
2) Michael got hit by a bus and now he is turbo retarded.
by dick_daddy February 17, 2021
Get the turbo retardmug. A series of successive farts that make it sound like a motor bike revving.
This can be from anus or vagina.
This can be from anus or vagina.
by Fanglespangle October 10, 2013
Get the flappy turbomug. by TurboHoonedRiz April 4, 2023
Get the Turbo Hoonedmug. Turbo Cider is a kind of budget-homebrew, often produced by students and those not old enough to buy their own booze. The main motive for producing such a beverage is usually just to get pissed on - and thus it is commonly frowned upon by 'proper' homebrewers and cider connoisseurs.
The process of brewing a Turbo Cider is to warm up some apple juice, and add some sugar and brewing yeast. A drinkable alcoholic beverage can be produced within two to three weeks, hence the name "Turbo Cider".
The process of brewing a Turbo Cider is to warm up some apple juice, and add some sugar and brewing yeast. A drinkable alcoholic beverage can be produced within two to three weeks, hence the name "Turbo Cider".
Julian: Man, this cider is proper skanky stuff. It tastes like absolute cack!!
Tarquin: I know, right! It's some turbo cider i did at home... it'll get us wrecked though!
Tarquin: I know, right! It's some turbo cider i did at home... it'll get us wrecked though!
by JizzJizz69 December 18, 2011
Get the Turbo Cidermug. "Sayin pal? You gone Tommy Turbo with the Mrs yet?"
"Uno dah, rattled her to next week"
"Is right the bro, gwoooon"
"Uno dah, rattled her to next week"
"Is right the bro, gwoooon"
by ElWackooo August 28, 2019
Get the Tommy Turbomug. by Xexdeh December 31, 2019
Get the turbo tubmug.