The Cheese Touch

is it a sexually transmitted disease? no. does it involve getting flashed by a middle aged man in an alley? no. is it the equivalent to going down on a hooker? not quite. but fuck man, it is still disgusting and trust me, you never want to find yourself suffering from the cheese touch.

good god man, you almost got the cheese touch!

by ihatesnakes January 29, 2019

Uncle Bad Touch

Your creepy uncle that always seems to want a grope-hug and tells you to sit on his lap. The one everybody feels awkward around ever since he took little Susie under the stairs at last year's family reunion.

Man, Mike seems like a real Uncle Bad Touch. He's pretty creepy.

by Misha Pilsudski December 27, 2010

Touch of the Lavender

Used to imply that a man may be a homosexual.

Badly dressed man describing very well dressed and groomed man:

"Oh that one has a touch of the lavender about him".

by aussieoy December 20, 2008

poo touch

using a pressure point in the hand to make the recipient involuntarily defecate

matt didn't believe in the poo touch, so he let brian get him while he was on the toilet.

by bucci April 20, 2006

dink touch

Secretly touching touching someone with your "dink" by way of a pelvic thrust, then yelling dink touch afterwards to humiliate the victim.

Person A walks up being Person B at the workplace and dink touches him.

by sportpro70 January 2, 2008

losing touch

1. to become crazy
2. to stop feeling the ground

1. geez!! this tequila's heavy, i think i'm losing touch.
2. don't listen to him, he's losing touch.

by astrid_cute December 9, 2008

Little bit touched

used to describe someone who is not quite right in the head

Person 1: Blair's upstairs bragging to his female co-workers that he has VIP tickets to Sexpo

Person 2: So?

Person 1: He's offended that they're treating him like a dirty old man

Person 2: That Blair's a little bit touched isn't he

by J-Banger July 29, 2009