tallon

a tall lanky fag that loves cock and smokes bongs from his ass

small dick
raped in the ass at the lakes and got his shoe stolen

by peter May 29, 2003

talloon

1. To drunkenly knock someone up.

2. To fill with semen

See: fabloppered, impregnate

"I'm gonna talloon that bitch 'til she vomits semen."

by Mustafa al-Qud March 6, 2005

Tollan

Tollan is and adjective used to describe the best smelling boy in the world. A Tollan hug is free and comfy. Tollan also describes a boy who has intense basketball skills and a really cool necklace that you can rip off and magnet back on.

"Why is that kid so cool?"
"I know, isn't he SO TOLLAN?"

by freeeeeeeehugs March 19, 2009

tollefsrud

a scrub. plain and simple

Dude, that chick is such a tollefsrud.
I KNOW, MAN! SHE HASN'T SHOWERED IN WEEKS!

by SLiiK-RiiCK January 3, 2011

toll booth

A girl that one must go through in order to get with her friend. It is like the mother goose that will cock block unless you get her approval.

Damn, I spent 30 minutes impressing that toll booth so I could hook up with her hot friend.

by kevin kage March 18, 2011

Troll Toll

The "toll" an ugly bitch must pay to get a guy to fuck her, usually in the form of a handle of alcohol.

Kevin - Man this bitch is so ugly, she better pay a troll toll before ima fuck her!
Geraldo - That troll gave me a handle of tequila last week!

by CoCo-Money$$ December 16, 2008

TallonKarrde

an orgasnism that produces a magical semen

This semen,nicknamed "gew" that can reduce hunger & thirst. Among this power, it can also be an alternative to CPR, revive corpses, shapeshift into any weapon, grant wishes, clean any surface, bubbles up in the bath, allows you to breathe when you normally wouldn't be able to, makes you less ugly, and spreads smiles across the land whenenver it has been ejaculated.

When a TallonKarrde excited, it's penis releases this gew in an eruption that is more powerful than any volcano.

You cum like a TallonKarrde

by Toreru November 10, 2008