tofunar

Adj: Meaning "totally fuckin' narly"

"Bro that was sooo tofunar when you did that double Mc Twist in the half pipe!"

by Jackben January 27, 2007

Toolution

The act of a tool going being toolish and spreading it everywhere.

Bob: Have you heard the news?

Ron: No, I haven't. What's going on?

Bob: Some tool is preading their toolish behavior everywhere and more people are being turned into tools.

Ron: Oh, sounds like some Toolution is happening.

by CaptainJefe April 29, 2010

Tofu Magnet

A person who typically attracts only orthodox vegans, earthy artsy types, or wannabe hippies that sport goatees and poet berets.

Girl 1: Violet seems to have a thing for skinny dorky losers with bad goatees who refuse to eat meat.

Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.

by narbles February 25, 2011

Tofu

Acronym for "Totally Fucking."

"Wow, those two are tofu."

by JSpaulding December 7, 2012

tolupe

A nickname for the person Tolu

Tolupe ate my chicken Nigger Walope kenticky fried cunt

by link0765 January 7, 2016

tofu duty

When shit out poop

After we ate at the tofu bar buffet I had to make tofu duty

by H.R. Griffin May 31, 2016

Tolfuckingsmol

A fake Larry account that stalks real larries and fights them and then says she 'won' when she never really does. A little rich spoiled brat that thinks she's better then everyone else. Calls herself 'queen' when really everyone hates her.

Larrie: do you know tolfuckingsmol?
Anti: you mean Hailey?? She's the best!

by 5yearsofhistory August 14, 2016