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Tissue Fiend

The Tissue Fiend is a little small tampon demon that crawls inside a persons anal opening, tearing out this individuals insides causes them to bleed to death. Thus, pooping out the blood and chunks along with the Tissue Fiend as well. And his catch phrase is: "Crawl crawl slice dice!"
I found the Tissue Fiend last night and I caught it!
by S. Covert January 13, 2009
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offical tissue

offical tissue being honest with a person to the best of your ability without beating around the bush
Jhonny better have my money today and thats Offical Tissue dog.
by jameson r wilford-lewis February 12, 2008
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Tissue Box Orgasm

when you think you're going to get caught masturbating so you ejaculate as soon as possible and grab the tissues rapidly causing many tissues to come out as well
Guy 1: Dude my mom almost caught me rubbin it out!
Guy 2: That happened to me too, I had a tissue box orgasm, but my mom didnt even come in my room... FUCK
by neverbeencaught1007 April 25, 2010
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Wet Tissue

When a person (ultimately gender doesn't matter for both parties) blows their nose into the other persons vagina or asshole for the pleasure of the recipient.
Guy 1: I totally gave her a Wet Tissue last night.

Guy 2: Awesome!

Guy 1: I think I even got a few boogers into her
by 1$97fj+ November 26, 2013
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tissy

noun, a breast (a nicer way of saying titty). Plural is tissies.
Wow, that chick got big ol' tissies.

Ow, you hit me right in the tissy!
by SAC123 September 7, 2008
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tissues: four issues

Tissues and Issues is the platinum selling fifth studio album by the Welsh singer Charlotte, however the catch phrase denotes consolation for trying issues
Don't accept blow by blow, cheer up and blow up yer nose with tissues: four issues.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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tissle

russell the tissle....
russell the muscle?....

russell the tissle.....
by atltd January 19, 2011
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