Tijuana firehose

Set a girls boobs on fire, then titty fu*k her while peeing

Im going to to give this hoodrat a "Tijuana firehose "!!

by Illanoize March 23, 2021

Tijuana Transfer

A prank involving the act of taking apart something large and putting it back together in an indoor environment, like someone's living room. The object is too big to fit through a door to the outside when completed. Mostly done with some kind of vehicle.

My friend's mother complained that the ATV project was to big for her yard. So we Tijuana Transferred it into her living room, while she was on a business trip.

by Kamarov1911 December 22, 2012

Tijuana Whistle

euphemism for a person who gives fellatio

... going to find me a Tijuana Whistle and blow it until my jaw locks ...

by chum_bucket May 27, 2012

Tijuana cameraman

This is the doctor that sticks the camera up your butt for a colonoscopy.

Jeff, you don't look so good, man. What's the matter?

"I've got an appointment with the Tijuana cameraman tomorrow. He's gonna have a look inside my tunnel south of the border."

by shock6906 December 15, 2011

Tijuana Curtain

A used female condom.

She left a Tijuana Curtain on the floor.

by blusmks August 2, 2011

Tijuana Jump Start

When a male inserts his flaccid penis into a woman while she is on top, and subsequently offers her pepper to induce a sneeze. The sneezing action thusly causes contractions to cause the penis to become erect.

"Damn bro I didn't have any pepper last night. I really wanted to kick things off with a Tijuana Jump Start"
"ah damn that sucks dude. You could try using some cayenne next time"

by yourhornymother420 February 2, 2024

Tijuana handoff

Two guys put their weiners in each other’s hands. Whoever gets hard first is gay.

“Brett called Todd gay, so they settled it once and for all with a Tijuana Handoff”

by Yodes July 19, 2023