Tijuana rumbler

Slang for a Mexican transvestite. Much of the Tijuana female population look like the men, making it very difficult to spot transvestites. In many instances men engaged in anal sex with a Tijuana woman get a little surprise when she lets out a low, raspy moan (rumble), because in fact she is really a man. Sometimes this is the only way to tell. The real women actually squeal instead.

Used in a sentence - "I was in Tijuana last weekend screwing this whore who turned out to be a Tijuana rumbler. Holy shit was I surprised!"

by Dark alley traveller March 5, 2010

Tijuana Mudslide

a shart, esp. a badly timed one.

Got myself all cleaned up and ready to go back to the party, then I got hit with a Tijuana mudslide. Welp, I guess no blowjobs for me tonight!

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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!

*You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.*

Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!

by thierrion July 21, 2022

Tijuana Tugboat

The act of inserting anal beads into your partner's rectal cavity and getting into a pool or some body of water. The partner without the anal beads inside them then holds on the beads and 'tugboats' the person around the body of water by wading through the water.

She said she wanted to try something new, so i suggested the Tijuana Tugboat. It was pretty fun but the pool got gross.

by bigspence February 9, 2021

Tijuana Whistle

euphemism for a person who gives fellatio

... going to find me a Tijuana Whistle and blow it until my jaw locks ...

by chum_bucket May 27, 2012

Tijuana Bagel

Sex act. Simply...has everything on it...

When we were done it looked like she was a Tijuana Bagel

by Stonedirt November 8, 2017

Tijuana Taxi

To stick a hot pepper in the urethra of a man, and have anal sex with another person.

Josh got the rough end of a Tijuana Taxi after curbing the $7300 wheels on a 2020 Ford GT500.

by quackles July 29, 2020

Tijuana Transfer

A prank involving the act of taking apart something large and putting it back together in an indoor environment, like someone's living room. The object is too big to fit through a door to the outside when completed. Mostly done with some kind of vehicle.

My friend's mother complained that the ATV project was to big for her yard. So we Tijuana Transferred it into her living room, while she was on a business trip.

by Kamarov1911 December 22, 2012