tight pants wide stance

A self explanatory term describing a type of modern snowboarder who wears tight pants and positions their bindings in an extra wide position on the board. They usually put a strong emphasis on jibbing and urban snowboarding, and prefer to ride such hip companies as capita, forecast, dinosaurs will die, santa cruz, rome, and especially holden.

That snowboarder just jumped on the tight pants wide stance bandwagon.

by da duh da duh da September 20, 2007

tight fuck

Sweet, awesome, tight pussy, often abbreveated with TF. dicovered by two amazing people i do and do not wish to tell u the names of

ex.1)Dude thats a tight fuck. Dude thats tight as fuck.

by bossnisity September 8, 2007

tight poon

One who has a unusually tight vagina. Commonly constricts the male genetalia.

Ross's Sister has a tight poon.

by Poon Daddy May 19, 2006

tight jeans

Jeans that are very tight around the knees especially on men. Often worn by skaters and hipsters. sometimes taken to the extreme by people like Dustin Dollin, Ali Boulala, and Jim Greco. (All professional skateboarders).

I wear womens jeans for the fit.

by The not-quite-coolest kid in the school! June 11, 2004

Tightarses

One who refuses to pay the going rate, someone who accepts your offers of drinks or whatever and does'nt repay the favour.

That guy is such a tightarse, drank my piss all night then would'nt let me have one of his durries

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Tight invert

An adjective referring to the superior quality of a transvestites inverted genetalia for sexual intercourse

Eddy-"Yo you see that Russian girl that got on the bus, she was kinda sexy."

Zack- "Dog that's a dude with makeup on for sure."
Eddy -"Yea but she prolly got that tight invert"

by R3d_m4n February 23, 2015

tightening the door knob

(participial phrase) the sexual act of grabbing and twisting the head of the penis upon male orgasm in an attempt to increase seminal velocity (and make a cool spiral); the partner performing this act must make a squeaky sound as if a door knob was being tightened

Male 1: My girl was tightening the door knob last night.
Male 2: What?
Male 1: She twisted the head of my penis when I came and I let fly a mighty ejaculate.
Male 2: Does it burn?
Male 1: Yea, but it was worth it. And she's blind now.

by xXxPDxXxn0$c0p3xXx420BL4z3xXx February 23, 2015