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Turtle Swag

Samuel Wallner is the definition of turtle swag.
by tupacfolyfebrah May 19, 2013
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Harry Turtledove

1. A sex act involving the placement of birds onto the head of one or more members of said sexual encounter

2. To suck at something voraciously

3. A colloquial name for the genitals (male or female)
1. I just met this girl and I can't wait to give her the Harry Turttledove.

2. That concert was a real Harry Turtledove.

3. I took her out and showed her my Harry Turtledove.
by stinko2309 March 29, 2010
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pet turtle

When your man's junk is peeking out from the bottom of his inappropriately short shorts. See the peek-a-boo. Antonym: hidden tortoise.
Dude, I don't wanna see your pet turtle, there are children near by.
by Testudines69 January 16, 2011
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Slurping Turtle

"That bitch gave me a slurping turtle last night, it took like an hour for me not to come."
by Das Kabong December 16, 2011
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Jin Likes Turtles

A term derived from a day on skype where JinSeng, a member of a forum called Youtube Chorus kept repeating, "I like turtles" whenever there was an awkward silence. The term Jin likes turtles was coined when there was an awkward silence, and Jin is not there. It is a term anyone can use to fill in an awkward silence, and possibly change the subject when you run out of things to talk about.

I like turtles, the phrase Jin would repeat, came from a very popular youtube video where a little boy with zombie facepaint, was asked, "What do you think about this carnival?", and he replied with, "I like turtles." It has become a viral video across the web.
Ex 1.

Person 1: "So, once I met this person who kept talking to me, and I liked them, but they were gay!"

*awkward silence*

Person 2: Jin likes turtles.
by Jay_Shay November 24, 2010
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If the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it

This refers to an escort or expensive prostitute with a dirty coochie that is not deserving of payment or asking price.
Hey bruh, this bottom bitch on 5th tried to charge fat stacks to go around the world on a used up baby ho. I told the bitch,"if the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it"
by charlo June 10, 2014
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Onion Turtle

A first generation starter Pokémon commonly known by "bulbasaur"
Yo check out the cp on my onion turtle
by JerkinGomer August 1, 2016
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