thundercum

a cum so explosive and powerful it can tear the fibres of your knob apart as you release it

"yo bro i had to go to the doctor"
"what why"
"last night i had a thundercum, now it wont stop bleeding"

by PedroLima123Brazil June 24, 2025

Thundercunt

When kev throws a 2.5 kilo weight across the workshop as hard as he physically can

Kev just thundercunted that weight

by 09hr084711fyrt September 21, 2025

Thundercunting

When you throw something (typically the size of a bottle) at wall incredibly hard

Person 1: “dude I just thundercunted my hamster into the wall and now he’s not moving.”
Person 2: “WHY WOULD YOU THINK THUNDERCUNTING YOUR HAMSTER INTO THE WALL WAS A GOOD IDEA!?”

by Goji1954 October 5, 2025

Thundercunt

It’s kinda like when you accidentally lose control of the wii remote and throw it against your moms brand new tv.

“Damn it! I just thundercunted the remote against the tv.. Moms gonna kick my ass..”

by Imarihuh3000 October 23, 2025

slunty thundercunt

The pinnacle of all English swearwords, slunty thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Shit, it should only be used in times of extreme need.A person who is both a slut and a cunt.
You slept with him, his girlfriend and his sister? You slunty thundercunt!The pinnacle of all English swearwords, slunty thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Shit, it should only be used in times of extreme need.A person who is both a slut and a cunt.
You slept with him, his girlfriend and his sister? You slunty thundercunt!

You fucked my dog you slunty thundercunt

by Roscopico May 13, 2015

Chad Thundercocc

A chad with a big cock. Also one of the main artifacts to the Book Of John; A book that is a large part of history, dating many historical events.

Holy shit!!! Is that Chad Thundercocc???

Yeah bro. He literally has balls of steel. Cool to see one of the main characters of the Book Of John.

by St. John Travis Scott-Hill March 16, 2022

Camogi thundercunt

Whilst visiting Ireland during sex the female must kick the man’s balls until he is in excruciating pain and cums on the left breast of the female and falls asleep

Bro, last night was mental the last thing I remember was my girl giving me a camogi thundercunt

by Very horny dog woof March 21, 2023