The Devil's Thread

A long strand of hair that gets stuck in a man's penis after sexual intercourse and is very difficult to remove. It can cause irritation, discomfort and can sometimes cause an injury (hair cuts into foreskin). Standard removal procedure is slowly pulling the hair strand out.

A: "Did you bang Melissa last night?"
B: "Fuck yeah, I got The Devil's Thread tho.."
A: "Oof."

by JazzoBearBlack December 10, 2021

Thread Clogger

A person who posts multiple links on Facebook and causes their friends' feed to be inundated with useless information.

She posts links to celebrity birthdays 10 times in a row every morning. I know, she's such a thread clogger.

by SublimeBabie April 16, 2011

Thread the needle

When a lad (or preferred sex) is on the shitter whilst their best friend is pissing between their legs.

Wyatt: Jack I really have to shit
Jack: I really have to piss. Wanna thread the needle

by Captain mole butt July 23, 2025

The red thread

The red thread- a verb(theory) used to describe the phenomenon that every freshman in Brooklyn, as of now, is in some way connected to each other or knows each other through friends or connections.

Nerdy Nancy: this girl Tracey Sigil I met through Kenzie is a loser, like actually. So annoying, no one likes her.
Turned up Tabitha: You know TRACEY GIRL? I go to school with her.
Kelly: you know her too? She’s on my soccer team.
BiscuitsNGravy: what the CRAP?! that girls mom is friends with my mommy..how do we all know her?
Nancy: oh yeah, the red thread.
Turned on tabitha:

made by The Flamingos Ass, don’t sue. we don’t even live in New York we live in the Bronx

Ejactulate, evacuate, and evaporate

Stay sexy ladies,
the Flamingos Ass, out.

by theFlamgingosAss November 27, 2022

thread

someone who gives u inside info from the inside, like a thread would tie two things tg

yeah lincoln is my thread, he records all the fights at his private school so that i know all the drama even tho i dont go there

by placentaignite March 19, 2024

Threads

the better app since elon ruined twitter

"zuck's new threads app is killing twitter rn"

"fax"

by DrrSaidSoo July 9, 2023

dinner thread

n. an obnoxiously long online discussion whose subject matter may concern a multitude of different topics. used in any context pertaining to online threads, esp. facebook messages. often aggravates the lesser known psychological condition known as macronematophobia.
origin unknown

"Dude, have you been keeping up with the dinner thread? It's five hundred messages long!"
"Nah, man, my shrink said I can't; I'm macronematophobic."
"Bogus, dude."

by Il Bianco April 1, 2008