Onyx Thor

an unborn beast of baby who will one day be the thugginest kid on the block

dam look at that kid onyx thor. i wanna be just like him but too bad i cant cuz hes the only one who could ever be that cool

by fatherthor February 8, 2010

ghetto thong

Imitation thong where they pull their jeans down a bit and pull the panties up into their crack to make it look like a thong.

When she got out of the car her ghetto thong was pulled half way up her back so you could see the tats.

by nOTfORrEAL February 25, 2010

Up to some thor shit

A phrase used to describe ones sexual escapades, utilizing ones penis as the hammer of the gods.

I was up to some thor shit last night if you know what I mean, swinging my hammer and stuff...wink

by bhamned June 9, 2011

Beer Thong

When you make a girl take off the thong she is currently wearing and dip the thong in beer then ring it out in your mouth.

"Dude last night I did a beer thong off Jordan last night and it tasted tainted as hell!"

by Joe Loesche October 27, 2011

Thora Hird's Magic Handbag

Slang term for Dimesmeric Antiphosphate, a narcotic frequently known as cake.

"Yo, booyashaka! Just scored a lid of Thora Hird's Magic Handbag! Sorted!"

by D F Stuckey April 13, 2004

Thora Hird

New-age Cockney Rhyming Slang for turd. More often used to mean excrement than the 'offensive' variations of the word, although sometimes used as a mild insult.

I've just deposited a Thora Hird in your Gary Glitter Shitter.

by LemonSmasher November 30, 2004

Thor

Thor is the Norse God of Thunder closely associated with the Viking (Scandinavian) people. Wielding his mighty hammer Mjolnir he helped the Vikings conquer the Welsh/English peoples. He is described as having a strong will, and a quick temper. He is also known to be strong, loyal, and honest. He has iron gloves and a girdle that doubles his strength, and he drives a chariot pulled by two goats. It is the rumble of the chariot wheels in the mountains that was said to be the cause of thunder; lightning was believed to be the sparks from Thor's hammer. Mjolnir was not used just for destruction, it was also used to bless a bride at her wedding. One of the legends that surrounds him involves a beautiful, royal, Welsh maiden named Mariah. Mariah is the wind. Thor immediately fell in love with her, forsaking his wife Freya. But, Mariah refused him. Thor continued to press his suit until a fierce battle ensued in which Mariah wrapped Thor in her winds, trapping him. Using the lightning and thunder Thor escaped and the battle continued. Finally, Mariah realized that the only way to beat him was to surrender to him. She welcomed him into her gentle embrace, and won. Legend has it that she gave him twenty sons and he stayed faithful to her forever after.

Mighty Thor wields his hammer.
He is Thor, the conqueror of the wind.

by SammyJ01 April 11, 2011