The art of taking a shitwhilst squatting a little bit higher than the seat to make a large and very loud splash, usually used when others are around to hear your splash and do not do this in your own toilet as splashback is not nice
*plop plop plop plop*
P1: oh can you hear that
P2: yeah, i think he is doing kangaroo droppings
P1: oh, thats disgusting does he really have to make us listen
P1: oh can you hear that
P2: yeah, i think he is doing kangaroo droppings
P1: oh, thats disgusting does he really have to make us listen
by Experiencedshitter January 23, 2015
The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).
The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.
The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.
by TyCooper2010 February 5, 2019
by litboy741628 August 13, 2023
When you get selected to join an instagram live video with your idol Ebanie Bridges and feel the need to introduce your penis to the world first.
by Kangaroo tailed November 18, 2021
A euphemism used as a reason for violently and abruptly taking a device (or unplugging it, etc) from someone who has inadvertently stumbled upon your vast, digital library of self-abuse.
by smokestyle December 24, 2021
I'd do The kangaroo with her
by BiggusDiggus March 11, 2018
1. When someone cheats you out of an opportunity, or when someone deceives you, so they can get the upper-hand in a competition.
2. Losing in a fighting against a broken character.
2. Losing in a fighting against a broken character.
by ShadownKnuckles June 16, 2017