Debra: Oh my gosh look at that guy near the KFC! He's such a hottie! Jenny: More than a hottie. He's a total Derek Zoolander!
by Baboon110792 March 14, 2009
A Major League Baseball player who was drafted sixth overall in the 1992 MLB Amateur Draft. A perennial All-Star and current captain of the New York Yankees, Jeter is a terrific hitter who has frequent troubles defending his position at shortstop. He won four World Series titles as a member of the Yankees between 1996-2000. He is often credited with having great intangibles, although this is all speculation since these qualities cannot be measured. Also known for his handsome looks and mulatto ancestry.
Objective fan #1: "Derek Jeter occasionally costs the Yankees runs because of his inability to make effective plays on balls hit to his right."
Objective fan #2: "Yes, but he makes up for it because he is excellent at the plate and is able to work the count and get on base."
Objective fan #1: "I agree."
Objective fan #2: "Yes, but he makes up for it because he is excellent at the plate and is able to work the count and get on base."
Objective fan #1: "I agree."
by Timothy Riel October 14, 2008
Uber Faggot otherwise known the twinkledouche of the Mexican Flamers Gay Bar.. Who enjoys innterracial anal sex stimulation in his sphinxter. Has a Tiny shwlong and enjoys licking his own gloryhole
Boy 1 : Man Is a faggot parade?
Boy 2 : Yea I hear their a buncha Derek Lobbs
Boy 1 : Wow, Thats Homo
Boy 2 : Yea I hear their a buncha Derek Lobbs
Boy 1 : Wow, Thats Homo
by Anal Humphrey the 4th January 10, 2010
The perfect couple. Emily is the one who makes Derek who he is. She's the best thing to ever happen to him. She strives him to be better. In spite of all their fights, they will always love each other. When guided apart, they will find their way back to one another. They're perfect for each other. As long as they're together & love each other, everything will work out great. Also Emily is the amazing & beautiful one in the relationship. She's beyond perfect in Dereks eyes. And one day, he's going to marry her.
by DerekLovesEmilyForever November 02, 2013
The starting shortstop and captain of the New York Yankees, arguably the best clutch hitter in baseball. As well as going back and forth for the American League lead in batting average in 2006, he is also the leading candidate for the league's Most Valuable Player award. He is considered by most to be a future hall of famer, and is one of the most revered and highly regarded Yankees of all-time.
Derek Jeter came up big in the clutch yet again, with a 2 out, 9th inning double, propelling the Yankees to their sixth straight win.
by dool325 September 17, 2006
Likes Fucking Jeffrey they both like it but Jeffrey likes it more Derek also likes the ACT of creamy white chocolate thinks he's good at everything especially sucking off Jeffrey
by Marie Rose November 04, 2020
yo he is so derek defranco
by fortnite lovers 42069 December 31, 2020