Crackin the can

When you drink and gotta piss

“Hey Mike what were you doin?”
“I was crackin the can.”

by kthebadbitchb March 03, 2019

canned ice

Canned Ice is a cool, chill girl. She puts up a lot of walls around herself so that she doesn't get hurt, but once you get to know her she's cool as hell.

Damn, that's girl's a real Canned Ice. I wanna get to know her.

by Catniss Evergreen March 20, 2017

can box

a musical instrument used to beat Howie G in a board game

Tomba happily played his can box.

by gaa barry gary September 30, 2004

Can of bees

The new under the radar way of referring to weed when you have authority around.

Just don't say it too fast.

1)"Hey man we're gonna open a can of bees at lunch today you in?"

2)Bill and ted were jammin out to a can of bees.

by noodlemcswag January 13, 2011

canned reebals

reebals in a can they are not very desirable.

eew canned reebals are gross.

by chad cooper April 23, 2008

Dirty Can

The process of slamming alcoholic beverages.

Guy 1: Hey man, what did you do this morning?
Guy 2: I absolutely dirty canned a whole case.

by Skidaddy September 16, 2018

Oil can

When a man is unable to last longer than two pumps while engaging in sexual intercourse before he shoots his load. A thoroughly unsatisfactory shag.

I had sex with Martin last night. He was a total oil can - two pumps and a squirt and he was done.

by gobblerhaha September 01, 2009