Tessa

;)Tessa can be very flirty and fun to be around. She's cool to hang around. Also fits in with any group. Always true to her close friends and will never leave them hanging. You can always count on Tessa! She likes to laugh and can seem obnoxious at times, but that's why we love her! <3

That crazy Tessa!

by Friends:)666666 July 20, 2011

Test Limbo

N.

The period between taking a test and receiving the graded test back. May be characterized by suspense, fear, or anticipation.

"Hey dude, I got an 84 on my English test. What did you make?"

"I don't know yet, I'm still in test limbo."

by 213r087gbjqnfbioq February 26, 2008

test pipe

A section of piping for an automobile's exhaust system that replaces the catalytic converter for performance reasons.

Dude, you car will breathe better with a test pipe; that stock cat is restrictive!

by Poruguese Money September 1, 2009

Tess Gerritsen

Easily one of the best medical mystery writers ever. Stephen King-- yes, THE Stephen King-- said, "Tess Gerritsen is an automatic must-read in my house; what Anne Rice is to vampires, Gerritsen is to the tale of medical suspense. She is better than than Palmer, better than Cook... yes, even better than Crichton. If you've never read Gerritsen, figure in the price of electricity when you buy your first novel by her... 'cause baby, you are going to be up all night."

Tess Gerritsen kicks butt.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you read the Tess Gerritsen book I gave you yet?"

Guy 2: "Yes. I peed myself and stayed up until 3 A.M"

by Read On July 7, 2011

teets mccon

The definition of "Man-with-milk", teets mccon is absolute walking sex. Anyone just to touch his nips should feel ever so privileged as they are perfectly shaped and sized. Mondays are the biggest day for teets mccon however as monday is always milking day, where in some cases 14L has been produced in one squeezing.

i wish i had the nips of teets mccon

by Teetss October 10, 2013

Food test victim

When you get tied down by Hot Asian Chicks (or HAC), stripped of your clothing and sprinkled with their cooking, which may or may not in fact be delicious.
Since the HAC will be eating it themselves without hands, one generally doesn't care too much.

"Hey John, I hear you were miss Lee's food test victim last night. How was the cooking?"
John, with eyes glazed over: "Dunno."

by NotFin April 4, 2010

Chin Test

A test to determine if a person has a chin or not. One finger is placed touching the lips in a "shhh!" manner, if the finger is straight or angled outward at the base, the person has a chin. If the finger is angled inward at the base, the person has no chin.

*Note: The Chin Test is not to be confused with the Chin Contest; there is no winner or loser...

"That guy definitely fails the Chin Test! His neck starts immediately under his bottom lip!"

by obobobaba March 1, 2017