A fake condition that can be used as an excuse to get out of things.
Originated from South America from urinating in exotic rivers, ponds, lakes etc.
The worms travel up the urine stream through the urethra and into the testes. Then they eat away at the testes until there is nothing left.
Originated from South America from urinating in exotic rivers, ponds, lakes etc.
The worms travel up the urine stream through the urethra and into the testes. Then they eat away at the testes until there is nothing left.
Friend that isn't really your friend but thinks he is: "hey man are you coming to my birthday party on Saturday?"
You: "Dude I would but I have an appointment that day for my Testicular Worms"
Friend that isn't really your friend but thinks he is: "oh that sounds pretty bad man. good luck with your fight. Totes ok that you cant make it"
You: "Thanks"
*Testicular Worms win*
You: "Dude I would but I have an appointment that day for my Testicular Worms"
Friend that isn't really your friend but thinks he is: "oh that sounds pretty bad man. good luck with your fight. Totes ok that you cant make it"
You: "Thanks"
*Testicular Worms win*
by DeathlikeJaguar November 26, 2009
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Testicle Peanut juice (TPJ), is the most pure liquid a human can consume. Forget holy water, once you drink some TPJ, you can literally do anal with GOD.
It is also a great lube.
It is also a great lube.
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Get the west testicle mug.1)A statement iterated after an awkward conversation/confession to instantly provide comic relief to the moment and destroy any awkwardness present
2)Something owned by all whores. Based on the angler fish breeding process where the males are attracted to the females and "melt" into the females body and transform into a shiny pair of testicles to remain forever present on said angler fish's face. In other words, she has sex with men and steals their testicles.
2)Something owned by all whores. Based on the angler fish breeding process where the males are attracted to the females and "melt" into the females body and transform into a shiny pair of testicles to remain forever present on said angler fish's face. In other words, she has sex with men and steals their testicles.
1) Brian: "I kinda... totally have feelings for you Charlotte..."
Charlotte: "O.O"
Brian: "Fish testicles"
Charlotte: "LMAO! random :P so what's up?"
2) That Jessi chick is a total whore, she's has at least 30 fish testicles.
Charlotte: "O.O"
Brian: "Fish testicles"
Charlotte: "LMAO! random :P so what's up?"
2) That Jessi chick is a total whore, she's has at least 30 fish testicles.
by Rabidbluejay1 March 10, 2012
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1. When the penis and testicles stick together from an excessive amount of sweat and resemble one organ.
2. When the penis and testicles are indistinguishable from each other.
1. When the penis and testicles stick together from an excessive amount of sweat and resemble one organ.
2. When the penis and testicles are indistinguishable from each other.
1. "Man its so hot I'm sporting a testiclenis"
2. Drew has such a small penis that it looks like he has a testiclenis.
2. Drew has such a small penis that it looks like he has a testiclenis.
by P85 December 1, 2009
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