Describes a guy or girl who would rather sit at home than go out with his or her friends. These people don't have real jobs, but insist that they are always busy working.
Guy 1: "Wow it's the third time Dylan has skipped out on us, what is his excuse this time?"
Guy 2: "He says he has to work tomorrow"
Guy 1: "That's the same excuse he has used the past three weeks! All he does is drive around all day."
Guy2: "I know, he's a tessibitch"
Guy 2: "He says he has to work tomorrow"
Guy 1: "That's the same excuse he has used the past three weeks! All he does is drive around all day."
Guy2: "I know, he's a tessibitch"
by Maillow23 September 6, 2013
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The act of swiping one's finger(s) across the lips of a moistened vagina during a sexual encounter, when intercourse or cunnilingus is imminent, then embracing the woman in a passionate hug whereby one can pass the moistened fingers by one's nose and ascertain the freshness of said vagina.
The act of swiping one's finger(s) across the lips of a moistened vagina during a sexual encounter, when intercourse or cunnilingus is imminent, then embracing the woman in a passionate hug whereby one can pass the moistened fingers by one's nose and ascertain the freshness of said vagina.
I was about to go down on this chick but thank Baby Jesus that I did the swipe test first cuz that shit smelled like a dead mackerel.
by RVPSE August 17, 2011
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the front porch test: before making a big decision in your life, imagine that you are 80-years-old and sitting on your front porch being nostalgic about your life that has gone by. Would you be happy if you chose to be an accountant? Or would you be happier knowing you pursued your writing career?
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Get the Beta-testing mug.Tessa is a pretty girl, but often shy. Her weakness is her inability to talk to new people and make new friends. If she did, she would probably make many as she is sweet, respectful, kind, caring, and smart. However, Tessa finds it hard to develope that confidence. Lucky for her, she doesn’t need any more friends. Those she has are good people that she loves to hang out with. Those same people enjoy her company too, as she can be an encouraging, upbeat, fun person to be around when you get to know her. The timid person so many people see Tessa to be, isn’t all she is. If you meet a Tessa, encourage her to come out of her shell, and always be her friend.
by AllNames February 16, 2019
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by andy1 April 19, 2005
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