fascinating new thing

A new girl/boyfriend who you cannot stop talking about. Generally making your friends sick.

Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....

by Crow June 1, 2006

1000 awesome things

A blog that talks about 1000 little awesome things in life such as: Bakery air, snow days, showering in other people's showers, broccoli flower, etc. Today (4/11/10) there are 530 posts on 1000awesomethings.com, Each post usually ends with: AWESOME!

Today I went on 1000 awesome things and read about how awesome ducks are.

by Snape loves you April 11, 2010

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing

No problem. Don't worry. I/we've got this. I/we can handle this situation. This is not a major concern. This is easy. This an easier task than it appears to be. I/we know what we are doing in this situation. "This is as easy as American Pie."

{{IMPORTANT NOTE: It should be noted that this is whimsical and ironic sarcasm. The person saying this is only ironically pretending to be polite. It truly means "Get off my stinking back! You should know by now that I already know how to do this."}}

A new manager at a restaurant (to an employee at a Pizza place who has worked there for ten years): Can you make this guy's special order? It's a really strange request.

Overworked and underpaid cook to the new boss: "Ain't no thing but a chicken wing!"

by Chadifsher2423 July 31, 2017

Thingship

a word made by the most cutest amazingest person in the world, kiana cause she is the best

like relationship,
but not
case its not a relationship
its a thingship!
for example
boy- "hey, wanna fuck"
girl-"cant sorry, im in a thingship"

by BOO123451236 November 8, 2011

thingamajiggy

Synonym for thingy (a thing, the name of which you don't know or can't recall), sometimes used by cool elementary school teachers .

"Can you hand me that thingamajiggy?" (said while pointing)
"You mean the side cutters?"
"Yeah, I need them to cut this wire."

by choopachups June 6, 2018

up on things

Knowledgeable of the ways of the street.

If you ain't up on things... etc.

by nokianinja October 7, 2002

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017