Back-country Tango

The action of performing sexual acts while in the wilderness.

TJ: Hey Laura wanna go have a quickie right now while we're in this forest in the mountains?
Laura: (French accent) Why of course, I would love to TJ. Let us go now! Off into the woulds late at night while my tent-mates are asleep! And we shall call this, the Back-Country Tango!!

by A Very Informative Human August 12, 2013

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Malaysian Jam Tango

Sex act wherein you repeatedly penetrate a menstruating vaginal cavity with your tongue. Optional side of Kingston Mudslide.

I gave that truck stop hooker a Malaysian Jam Tango.

Gross! No wonder your breath smells like trucker dick and hopelessness.

by Raul Pudd October 28, 2023

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x-axis tango

another term for sex

Last night I met this girl and we did the x-axis tango.

by Projectendgame April 19, 2011

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you've been tangoed

(inf. phrase) In reference to the bumming scene in the 1973 Bertolucci movie "Last Tango In Paris" and the popular 1990s TV commercials for the soft drink "Tango" - when you've just shot your creamy load up a bird's arse, this phrase makes the perfect accompaniment to a post-coital cigarette, all the more poignant if you have used butter or Tango as lube.

Me: Was that Cadbury canal cruise good for you too?
Bumslut: (crying) No! It was horrible and painful, and it's all sticky because of the cum, butter and Tango!
Me: Unlucky, bumslut - You've Been Tangoed!

by Terry Deary August 28, 2006

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It takes two to tango

From a popular song by Pearl Bailey in the early 1950's.
A dishonest, shady person, or scam artist who has found his mate, who complements each other's undesireable behaviour.

Don't blame him only for cheating the old woman out of her money, his wife helped. It takes two to tango.

by Martin Lizerbram March 30, 2005

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