surface skidding

The act of lying underneath a coffee table naked and masturbating whilst a girl squats and shits above you on to the glass.

I shot my load whilst surface skidding with big Melanie last night.

by Andrew Barnes April 1, 2022

Surface putter

Someone who, instead of putting things away (ie: keys, purses, loose change, etc), puts them on any flat surface. The accumulation of such items usually results in the creation of a DOOM box.

"The dining room table is so cluttered with random items because my wife is a surface putter. I'm fixin' to make her a DOOM box."

by firepitt September 29, 2022

Surfacly

Beyond face value

I’m glad I was able to surpass what you saw in me surfacly.

by Collectors_edition October 2, 2022

Surface level

soooo surface level

Teacher asks question
Amy: I don't know like
Teacher: That's such a surface level answer

by badbebee November 1, 2022

Surfacing

The act of touching or gently rubbing a females’s asshole in a non-penetrative manner during penetrative vaginal sex. Common variants include rubbing the asshole with your thumb during doggystyle or with your middle finger when she’s grinding on top. Spit or other light lubrication is recommended as it is often considered a gateway drug to penetrative anal activities.

After a few months of surfacing, Brie was eager to graduate to shallowing or to even dare taking his cock fully in her ass.

by Sleepless in Madrid July 21, 2024

Surfacebaiting

Referencing some elite ball without knowing the whole thing and when someone else references a more obscure part of that thing you act like they're making no sense.

Bringing only surface level ball knowledge into a conversation, essentially baiting people who actually know ball into referencing something nobody really understands (because nobody else ACTUALLY knows ball) and then ostracize them for doing so.

Greg: "You know what's so funny? That Key and Peele skit where he goes 'Shut up, Mom!'"

Rowley: "Right? 'Hawaii! Mele Kalikimaka!'"

Greg: What the fuck are you talking about?

Rowley: Fuck you dude stop surfacebaiting

by jimmycooks45 January 28, 2026

Surface Level Knowledge

An idea/thing that is usually known by most of the people in the internet or real life.
Can be used as the opposite to ball knowledge.

Person 1: Do you what happened in September 11 2001
Person 2: Its literally a Surface level knowledge

by victorballs February 19, 2026