when a facebook friend posts frequently enough that they come up your news feed, but since they come up on your news feed facebook thinks you want to see everything they post, therefore causing a spamming of said friends posts and resulting in involuntary facebook stalking.
person1: Man all I see is this person's post!
person2: Dude, why are you facebook stalking?
person1: It's involuntary facebook stalking, they just post so much!
person2: Dude, why are you facebook stalking?
person1: It's involuntary facebook stalking, they just post so much!
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Mitch - hey why do you have that guy as a friend, he's such an ass hole
Shaniqua - Im hate stalking, I like to keep track of his self centred views, they annoy me so much I cant help but read his self-promotion of a blog no one will ever read.
Shaniqua - Im hate stalking, I like to keep track of his self centred views, they annoy me so much I cant help but read his self-promotion of a blog no one will ever read.
by Loluis June 21, 2011
Get the Hate stalking mug.The act of creeping on facebook for any of multiple reasons. This could include trying to catch someone in a lie, obsessing over an ex or old friend, being bored late at night, or even literally STALKING. Almost anything one does can be considered facebook stalking while on facebook. The many things you can creep on include pictures, wall-to-walls, videos, information, recent friends, etc. To go even further, one may call this "creepbook stalking"
"Who is that?"
"I'm not sure i came across her album through my brothers cute friends tagged pictures."
"So you're facebook stalking..."
"basically."
"I'm not sure i came across her album through my brothers cute friends tagged pictures."
"So you're facebook stalking..."
"basically."
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