camel spider

1. Ok so take one of those face huggers from aliens. scale down their size. make them more agile and more evil. that my friend is a camel spider.

Lt. Ripley:- Get away from her you bitch!!!!! *throws camel spider into space* (its so bad it doesn't die)

by Sharpy69 December 6, 2006

spider

creepy crawly gross things that are simply there to scare the hell out of you and jump out of those piles of crap in your room.
however, they are also very pretty when held behind inch-thick glass in zoos.

the spider is sitting; lurking in the dark until such time it can come out and sit on the girls finger before she notices.

by jlizard August 9, 2008

The Spider

The last bit of a drink that is mainly backwash

I'd let you have some of my beer but all that is left is the spider

by Rackbarzee April 26, 2011

Spiderman

While fucking a girl from behind, quickly pull out and ejaculate in your hand. After ejaculating continue to fuck her from behind. While rockin it, start saying "peter parker, peter parker." In a state of confusion, your parter will look back and say "What?" At this point, release your fluid at her face while yelling, "SPIDERMAN!"

Cindy didn't know what 'hit' her when i showed her my spiderman!

by Rueskibob37 November 9, 2008

Spider Dart

The act of spreading a chicks ass cheeks apart, so it looks like a spider web. Then proceeding to quickly shoot your tongue into her ass.

Last night, I opened the girls ass and gave her a spider dart.

by John and Jami December 15, 2004

Spider Cunt

A vagina that has not been entered in ages, therefore it has cobwebs in and around it.

Have you heard from that girl from the gym? Oh, that old spider cunt? No. She ain't had dick in a hot minute.

by wonderpony February 8, 2009

spiderman app

It sounds way cooler to say "I got the Spiderman app" than "I dropped my phone and the screen broke." The result of both is having eternal spiderwebs on your smartphone.

*Drops phone* Oh hey, wow, cool, I got a spiderman app.

by Skullcutie July 13, 2013