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Montana stir fry

The sexual act in which you cook a stir fry high upon the Montana range , let it cool then use a funnel to pour the stir fry into the woman's hole . After the stir fry is inserted the male then continues to fuck the stir fry that what inserted . Hence , the Montana stir fry
Yesterday was crazy , I gave her the Montana stir fry and added soy sauce . I probably should shower
by Fuck scorpion September 17, 2023
mugGet the Montana stir frymug.

Kentucky Stir Stick

The act of stirring a drink with a penis.
"Dude, don't drink that. He just gave you a Kentucky Stir Stick!!"
by starfoxxx October 28, 2015
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Stir the gravy

When the female continues to fuck (cowgirl or reverse cowgirl) after the guy has cum inside her. ( unprotected). Usually rocking her hips in a circular motion for best effect.
Last night after sex , she stayed on top because she wanted to stir the gravy.
by Dr. Pineapple May 30, 2017
mugGet the Stir the gravymug.

Stirring the rice

Dude, were you stirring the rice last night? No, TeTe wouldn't do doggie style.
by Double D and E-Money February 2, 2015
mugGet the Stirring the ricemug.

stir your noodles

Noodles are strait too until they get wet
by Noodle girl December 13, 2017
mugGet the stir your noodlesmug.

Stir the Norwegian's porridge

To insert unnecessary chaos into a situation. To escalate matters. To absolutely wreck someone's entire world possibly forever.
Fred: Just don't mention her ex-boyfriend when you talk to her. You'll just stir the Norwegian's porridge.

Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.
by benlulz January 23, 2021
mugGet the Stir the Norwegian's porridgemug.

Stirring Paint

Taking a nice hard stab with a flesh machete into 200 lbs of healthy guts and going around the world with it. Repeatedly. Sometimes at work. Mostly because it’s convenient. We call it stirring paint because of the sound, mostly. And because it’s typically messy, especially when you pull the stirrer out.
I heard it again. They’re stirring paint in the mop closet. Again. Shameless. I wonder if it was Sherman Williams, or the cheap Sears shit.
by Karl Hungus February 10, 2024
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