Steinard

Noun: A person who is slow to respond, not very intelligent, and has poor communications skills.

I just has another long and boring conversion with a steinard.

by ProjectM July 7, 2009

Stein job

When a huge rat gnaw's a stinky pussy

Ewe, someone just gave her a stein job

by glovermang April 15, 2011

Stainyrobics

A hard, intense workout created by SFC Roger "Stainy" Staneglass, chaplain of Camp Swampy army base in North Carolina. He created this to help him stay in shape between church sermons. All his other solider friends often join him in this.

Stainy: Uh oh, its 0500. I better do my Stainyrobics. (starts stretching himself) Sweet Mary, its a great day!

Orville: (seeing Stainy) Hey Stainy, what are you doing? Is that some sort of weird church workout?

Stainy: No, its just my Stainyrobics. This is kinda crazy, but I love it. Why don't you join me?

Orville: Sure! (starts doing jumping jacks trying to warm himself up)

Amos: (sees Stainy and Orville exercising) Wow! They're doing PT and they didn't invite me! Well, they're gonna get it now. (screaming) TEN HUT! At ease. Can I join you guys?

Stainy: Sure! Here, try pumping this a few times. (he hands Amos a big wooden cross) Just make believe you're Jesus trying to carry it, only its too heavy.

Amos: Whoah! My biceps are burning. I bet Martha would have a freak-out if she saw us doing this! What a Mother's Day present, I'll go home with some burning Brigadier biceps!!

by Dusty's Baby Powder June 2, 2011

steindor

Very rare, male person, native to the fields of north Europe. He prefers cold climate but occasionally you can meet him in warm countries as well. Although he is hot and sexy, his main characteristic (esp. among women) is that he is always late to his appointments.

If you ever meet a steindor, be prepared to have dinner (aka burgers) at least 2 hours later than you expected.

- I had a date yesterday.. with this hot guy I met the other day, but he never came to our appointment.
- What a Steindor!!!

by ohwell.. April 18, 2014

Seinyo

An aged black person. A portmanteau of "senior" and "yo".

See also: Old G, Ol' G, Old Gangsta, etc.

"Damn, that seinyo is lookin' CRISP! Musta been a busta..."

by Poopy-face Tomato Nose September 9, 2014

steinburg maneuver

When a girl is manipulating you with her hotness, and makes you think she is nice. However, after she ropes you in, she reveals her true self as being a crazy bitch whore and will murder you and your family.

Dude, this girl is a dime, but I think she might be executing the Steinburg maneuver on me

by Julius Steinburg May 17, 2016

Steinhöfler

A last name which refers to a short dick.

"He is such a Steinhöfler!"
"Oh, so he has a short dick?"

by _Anna69_ June 3, 2016