Staticpult

A form of Catapult that doesn't move or fire.

Prepare the Staticpults!

by Nathan September 27, 2006

static

To roll around in the sheets enough with someone to cause static.

I got staticked by my boyfriend last night!

I had so much fun staticking her...at least 20 times!

by Gekreuzigt December 17, 2008

static07

Male with biggest cock alive

Mr. static07 himself!

by Kleptobabe February 1, 2004

static2007

Kangaroo. Nothing else. Female, not male. Likes fire, shocking things and stabbing things. Has a living evil Jack plushie. Dont touch.

* Static2007 stabbies

by starkirby January 25, 2005

statish

a gay person who never came out of the closet but was caught in the act.

Man, i saw that statish last night boofing his lover.

by Jessica23932393 January 11, 2008

[static]

a word used when someone either says or does something repetitively to the point where the action or phrase is getting old (annoying).

Yo, static wit all dat shit.
Static, or imma bust a cap.

by T-Coles March 19, 2008

statistits

Checking if your vital statistics measure up.

I'm overall satisfied with my statistits.

by Hercolena Oliver May 5, 2008