Charlie's 'stache

1. Charlie Swan's facial hair in the Twilight movie (2008). It is extremely intimidating, especially if Charlie is holding a rifle.

2. The most painful way to die.

1. Dude, I went to ask Bella to prom, but chickened out when I saw Charlie's 'stache a mile away!

The two girls giggled mercilessly at Charlie's 'stache, still slightly terrified even though he was glaring at Edward.

2. Fear the wrath of Charlie's 'stache.

by Liarface December 9, 2008

dirt-stach

When your face gets dirty and there's a shadow of dirt on your upper lip giving the appearance of a mustache made of dirt:

Obviously Joey hasn't washed his face in days; he's rocking the 'dirt-stache'!

by RedBombshell February 24, 2015

Butt stache

when you scratch your butt with a finger and then place the same finger under someone's nose to resemble a mustache.

It grossed me out when my buddy gave me a butt stache after scratching his ass.

by Bad Teacher June 19, 2015

Head stache

Another name for a unibrow

Look at bobs head stache

by They call me Mr.Boombastic December 12, 2016

The stache of the euphoric

When someone has dorito dust on the sides of their mouth.

"Did you see Jack the other day? He was wearing the stache of the euphoric."

by >:) November 22, 2015

molest-stache

The act of having a mustache that makes the owner look like a child molester.

Whoa dude, you really need to shave that molest-stache!

by ROGGDOGG87 March 20, 2016

March Stacheness

"A play on words made in reference to March Madness. March Madness is the annual college basket ball tournament held every year in March to crown the college basket ball champion. I know you don't watch sports so you can't relate BUT real men know exactly what I'm talking about." ~Kyle (pronounced K-aisle!)

Guy 1: Let's grow mustaches for Mustache March.
Guy 2: It's now March Stacheness, because I made it up.

by StrongManHaze February 22, 2019