Stool

Someone who is a super tool; combination of the two words

Yo, that guy Chaz is a total Stool! Let's ditch him at the club.

by Knight Ridah August 19, 2008

Stool Shunter

a homosexual man i.e. a batty boy

I understand you are a stool shunter. Can I just make it clear that I do not wish for my stools to be shunted in any way.

by messymanco July 21, 2009

Stool Spider

Noun: the result of an upside down stool being occupied by four persons. (A spider has eight legs, four stool legs times two legs per human equals eight legs, arms are crossed removing them from consideration)

There's four of us and only one bar stool, no worries, we'll just flip it upside down and make a stool spider.

by Da ladies man November 8, 2013

Stoolblossom

The delicate brown flower print that is transferred from your sphincter to the back of your underwear when you haven't wiped properly. Also an idiot so utterly useless that they are unable to wipe their ass.

He is such an embarrassing twat and an utter stoolblossom, I'll be bound.

by WarwickHunt September 20, 2016

Stoolagtite

The lingering fecal matter on your anus after a greasy poo.

I had way too many tacos and beer last night...this morning I had some serious stoolagtite's. I even got some on my thumb when I was wiping.

by T. Stunt March 24, 2017

stool hopper

Bar patron who moves from bar to bar over the course of an night.

Didn't we see that stool hopper two bars ago?

by gjw79 June 30, 2017

stool jewels

Corn in your poop.

Nate didn't know he had digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.

by BurtButterCrock June 30, 2017