scholasick

very Sick of school. always wanting to play hooky.

Lopuhoid: Laurie, I am so scholasick!!
Laurie: TELL me about it!
Lopuhoid: The only thing that makes school better is my tothot boyfriend over there!
Laurie: I know!

by Lopuhoid September 27, 2007

scholte

an act where an individual does something either so shocking or funny that one must stand almost forever in awe or drop to the ground in hysterical laughter.

that scholte you did made me speechless in shock!!

by jayjay1020 November 19, 2011

gentleman scholar

Someone who is in school for a perpetually long time, for a scholarly degree that has no practical use in the real world. Usually describes someone who comes from a wealthy or aristocratic family since pursuing such a degree costs a lot of money and won't help the individual obtain a job. In polite societies, may be used derisely to describe someone as a "professional student".

Catherine: Ah Mr. Darcy, the last time I saw you ten years ago, you were pursuing a Philosophy Degree at Oxford. What have you been up to now?

Mr Darcy: I am attending Harvard and working on my Ph.D. in Western Mediveal Literature.

Catherine: Oh that's nice. (Mockingly) You're quite the gentleman scholar.

by histrionic June 28, 2010

@sshole

An asshole, in 140 characters or less.

"@THEM: Get my 5 secrets to effective social marketing! http:/tinyurlxxx.

@YOU: @THEM is an @sshole."

by D18Matt February 27, 2011

Canadian Scholar

A synonym for a retard, stupid, and dumbass. because they are known for being meathead hockeyplayers so they have poop for brains so when this occurs they graduate and become a Canadian Scholar.

Shut up you damn Canadian Scholar.

by CaptainBushMasterMarshallMSOE March 7, 2010

ghetto scholarship

Four years in the state pen

Threee gangstas in my class got a full ride ghetto scholarship

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

Senior Scholar

Usually a middle aged person who decides to either

1) go back to school to get their ass out of Wal-Mart or some other demeaning job that you acquire by having a minimum education level of a high school diploma

OR

2) want to "enrich" their boring retired lives/spend extra money taking "interesting" classes to pass the time without actually being a matriculated student.

Senior Scholars usually have no idea how college classes work or how to use the university's on line services. Most of them will want to ask obvious questions in an attempt to show off to the younger crowd and impress the idea that they are still "hip" & "with it". Other characteristics include telling stories about 1) when they were in college, 2) their grandchildren, 3) personal stories completely irrelevant to the class topic.

1) "Well I'm 58, a vet from dubya-dubya two and I'm retired now, so I guess I'm a Senior Scholar," (laughs) "Now let me tell you what college was like when I was young. Ten miles in the snow, up-hill both ways.."

2) Senior Scholar: The 46 year old female office worker who wants to expand her knowledge of the population around her by taking a Developmental Psychology class only to use it as an open forum to discuss her 2 year old daughter Mandy's slow progress.

by Undergrad September 2, 2009