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squat cobbler

Someone who gets a sexual thrill by sitting on pie.
"Sunny thought Bob had a foot fetish, but he turned out to be a squat cobbler guy."
by Manny Petty September 3, 2016
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squatting monkey

A woman is standing up squatting down with a man lying beneath her legs. His erection is preferably underneath her vagina the man must then thrust upwards into the vagina. At the moment of the mens climax he must exit and aim for the womens entrance, if you make it you win.
We tried the Squatting Monkey last night, I lost
by CoopDaddy1919 January 8, 2018
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SUB-SQUATTING

A person who has been given permission to live in a forclosed house by the original squatter who has found another home to squat in.
NO I don't actually own this place. I'm just SUB-SQUATTING from Joe, who has moved on to a better neighborhood.
by CORKY GUY August 6, 2010
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Sriracha Squat

When a chick sticks a funnel in a guy's dick hole and fills it with Sriracha Sauce. When he cums, he passes the sauce back to chick who then quickly gets up, squats over his face and queefs in his eyes.
"We decided we wanted to spice things up in the bedroom, so it's time to try out the Sriracha Squat"
by LilSharkyPleb October 22, 2017
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Squatting donkey

While a girl is giving you a blow job from behind you are in the squatting position right as you are about to blow your load you yell “eeer rrrrrr” and kick her in her face.
“Dude I gave Jenna the meanest Squatting donkey last night, dude that’s sick”
by Donkey Squat January 14, 2021
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tot squat

Using the bathroom with an emotionally needy baby in your lap.
My son wanted to be held constantly today. I couldn't put him down without him crying, so I had to tot squat.
by Fauxvirgo March 14, 2014
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Squat Blossom

by Wrmage7 May 19, 2010
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