Squad (best friends)

The friends who are always with you. They are up in your business because they care about you. They cry because they are worried about you. They wait for you when you are away. They never turn their backs on you. They never stab you in the back. When you are hurting the most they are hurting twice as much. They cry when you cry and even when you don't. They get sick worrying about you. Some won't eat others won't concentrate. They do it because they love you and you are a huge part of their squad.

For a person who is hurting that you love because they are part of your squad (best friends)

by ErinBG April 9, 2017

Squad Off

When an informal group of individuals (with a common identity and a sense of solidarity) all jack off together, often onto something or someone.

Kelly: I'm going 'round Dylan's later and his squad is going to be there. I'm really hoping they'll squad off all over me.

by BlackPhlomp May 25, 2018

Squabash

Squabash is garlic that falls on your hamster and kills is

*KK throws squabash on mimis cage by accident*
DD*KK SHES GONA DIE*
KK*no she won’t HAHDJCJ*
*both die from laughter*

by Clayyydkcmkcck August 30, 2021

squaddy peak

when someone swings you in valorant and they automatically crouch

oh my god he fucking squaddy peaked me

by Cherry boi January 4, 2023

Side squad

A squad that is not your main squad so the side chick of squads

Sorry im hanging with my side squad today

by Beastmode29 October 5, 2015

surf squad

a group of people (typically teenagers) who smoke e-cigarettes and think they're cool because of it. They'll often post about said "e-cigging" and boast about their actual e-cig contraptions and parts, such as vaporizers or batteries.

Guy 1: Dude, Danny posted another Instagram video with he and his surf squad; they must think they're vape gods or something.
Guy 2: Oh please god, help them; their level of stupidity is painful to witness.

by comeinclutch December 10, 2015

Fraud Squad

Fake people that act like they are squad and down with you no matter what, but when the chips are down they leave you high and dry.

Hey I thought that guy was down, but he's just fraud squad.

by Ol' Steeze January 17, 2016