Splooching

When a happy dog or cat stretches while crawling with its front feet out stretched in front and dragging its out stretched legs behind.

Look dog is splooching when I come home from work.

by carla99999 June 12, 2018

Soothing the weeping Cyclops

Male masterbation

"Be right there I'm soothing the weeping Cyclops."

by Reverend War June 13, 2018

slothing

When you hug someone somewhat similar to how a sloth hugs a tree.

'I'm slothing you so tightly right now'

by takemymedicine June 25, 2018

Slothing

The act of hanging onto one others body when too intoxicated to stand on your own.

“Bro, look at Jordan slothing on Zack, he took 8 shots of 151 ten minutes ago and he’s completely wasted”.

by PastyLabRat June 30, 2018

Slothing

When one or more people make plans to hang out and spend quality time together, but spend their time watching other people do activities on a media screen. This action often coincides with copious amounts of eating and extensive periods of sleep. This phenomena is a cycle, with food gorging leading to apathy and loss of consciousness. Once consciousness is regained the cycle begins anew. Many individuals who enjoy slothing often augment the experience with excessive vaping in unventilated quarters. The suffocating clouds of vaping coupled with the stenches of unwashed, sweaty feet, work socks, shoes and stagnant, unattended food receptacles completes the ideal environment conducive for slothing.

Example One:

Delivery driver: Wow! Six separate deliveries to your house in the same day! You guys must be having a party??
Slothing person: No, my Fet Life partner and i are just having a standard afternoon of slothing.

Example Two: Person walks into friends house. He immediately notices a stench and two large not moving lumps on the couch in the darkness, a tv screen the only light. He asks his friend, what is that?? HIs friend replies, The two lumps are my my rooommate and his girlfriend. The smell is from them, they've been slothing all day.

by Heavensmouth October 8, 2019

snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

When in online gaming, your or the enemy team does something incredibly stupid in the last minutes of a match, that it costs yours or the enemy team the victory.

We won the match, thanks to the enemy team, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

by Shasol December 3, 2019

Scootching

the act or performance of a scootch. it can mean multiple things at once.
Invented in the year 2020 by North Carolina resident Taryn

AYO pass the scootch bro!
Susan quit SCOOTCHING all over my floor!!
That weasel scootches around

by Dtf75 May 25, 2020