sploink

a beautiful trans man that happens to be hairy

Person 1: oh shit look at that sploink hes really hot
Person 2: did you just make that up

by uziballitcher May 27, 2025

Sploodga-Palooza

Sploodga-Palooza - Adj - The sexual act of multiple persons cumming on another's body/face

Eric: Whats a good term to serch on The Hub?

Mason: Look up Sploodga-Palooza, and thank me later

by Urban_Alien_69 June 25, 2025

sploink

the act of taking a poop and pee in perfect unison.

“Ayy bro I’ll be out in 5 minutes I gotta take a fat sploink”

"Bro went full sploink"

“Man the piss to shit ratio in that sploink you just took is impressive”

"Do you need to go number 1 or number 2? It's a sploink actually"

"Can’t talk rn, mid-sploink"

"just sploinked myself"

by shidfart November 11, 2025

sploink

putting something up your bum

i would sploink that

by brokenclock December 11, 2025

Super Sploders

A Super Sploder is the act of screaming at a random victim, striping them naked and shoving the victims shoe into the asshole. If successful the victim will bleed from every hole in their body.

John: Hey Billy wanna go see the new movie tonight?
Billy: Sorry man, I'm giving out some Super Sploders behind the bleachers tonight.

by Pudding9759 September 19, 2017

explosive splondo

when yo hondo is semi liquid and explosive.

Amy; I swear to god dude, im holding back the most hottest explosive splondo ever like my honod hole is burning aghhhhh
Georgie; shoish

by bigstinkmilf November 3, 2021

yoinky sploinky

when a girl has a real yoinky in her spolinky. a real spolinker. a real boyayoioioioing if you know what im sayin.

"now THATS whast i call a yoinky sploinky."

by flynncumdumpster69yoinky March 17, 2022