split the muffin

While penetrating a woman from behind, insert both thumbs into the anus and pull apart, in turn, opening the anus and making the womans buttocks resemble an english muffin being split open.

My girlfriend was being a dirty slut, she even asked me to split the muffin!

by Douche McGouche November 29, 2007

Scissor split

A sexual position for a male and female, much like the scissor sister position for lesbians, where both the male and female open their legs and inter-twine with eachother, with the male thrusting into the female's pussy. For increased penetration, the female can grip onto the males thigh.

You never guess what position she let me do her in last night...the scissor split!

by scissorsplitter June 16, 2010

split the rings

v. The act of throwing a curling rock into the central house to score a deuce. Similar to throwing a perfect game in baseball, or scoring a hat trick in cricket only not so rare or difficult, or exciting to watch. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada and rural Sweden.

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Hey! Don't switch the channel! The thermal-boy was about to split the rings.

Grow up. It's curling for God's sake.

by gnostic 1 July 21, 2012

cherry split

The act of Double Vaginal penetration on a virgin.

Did you hear Cassandra finally had sex? She got drunk and Peter and Steve gave her a cherry split!

by Felio July 25, 2009

Lick em split

THE BEST CARD GAME EVER!!!
Everyone gets one card and counts down 3-2-1 LICK EM SPLIT!
someone holding a jack MUST yell jacks off rocks off!
lowest card wins
aces always win

if 2 people tie for first they each get 3 cards and add them all up, lowest number wins, if they have an ace, they win instantly
if 2 people tie with aces, its a 5 on 5 and its the same as above, if they each have aces again, it goes into double jeopardy tiedown, which is a 10 on 10 duel.
lick em split is best enjoyed with penises and other crude drawings on the cards.
you can make your own special set decks and shit too if you feel like it! goood for tripping on lsd
ke$ha plays lick em split as well
mexicans and coons prolly wont like this game

friend 1:"Hey guys wanna play Lick em split?!?!"
all friends: "YOU BET WE DO!! WHY DIDNT YOU ASK EARLIER?!?!"

i just so happen to have king dong, LICK EM SPLIT!!!!

by tteh king of lick em split November 13, 2010

split twister

when a bunch of guys fuck a girl in the ass,pussy,both ears,tittys,givin head,and givin hand jobs to to men

we gave this fat chick a split twister

by jeff November 9, 2003

Turd Split

When a woman, or man, takes a shit while wearing a thong, causing it to split in two.

I woke up last night and instead of going to the bathroom, I took a turd split.

by poopmama123456789 April 22, 2011