sperm

What you were before you were born. Yup you were white liquid that shot outta your dad's penis when he had an orgasm with your mom. Be thankful that you werent one of the sperms that was murdered when your dad masturbated.

I was sperm, you were sperm, we all were sperm, everybody on this planet is sperm that developed and isnt sperm anymore.

by I was sperm December 27, 2009

sperm worm

penis

"he nudged his sperm worm up against her thigh"

by Spycho August 5, 2003

sperm whale

A fat slut, somone with a loose snatch! see also; Sperm bank

that gemma has slept had more prick then an antique dart board! shes a proper sperm whale!

by BrettR June 26, 2006

spermies

A cute little term girls made up to define the adorable little sperm tadpoles.

*while watching "The Miracle of Life" Video* AWWWW!!!! Look at the little spermies!!

by Heaphones + Miao June 19, 2003

sperm luck

being born into the rich family, or just a loving family if you will

Rich bastard: I inherited all my money from my parents
Homeless guy: i hate you because of your sperm luck, i have no money
Middle class lawyer: I work hard for my money, I wish I had that kind of sperm luck

by oh well April 25, 2006

sperm head

Slang... Can be used as a synonym for "Dude"

Ay, Sperm Head, lets go kick it at tha park.

by myspace.com/mobydick3009 April 16, 2007

spermbull

A word used in the homosexual community, often on various gay forums such as LPSG.

It denotes a large muscular and usually gay guy with a big cock that produces a lot of cum and cums a lot.

That Rolf is such a spermbull. He came like more than a shot glass last night.

by kam75xx August 21, 2018