the sox effect

an effect that causes any perishable food in a 4,000 mile radius of soxthecatto to grow mold at 6x speed

staub: why is it moldy
leon: the sox effect

by reions November 14, 2023

Sox

Once upon a time a lightning strike named sox sugscox lived in the bozo mozo town one day he met a mage called angel goat who he was vexed at angel for writing a book named culligordo the book sold millons of copys in the country one day sox ganged up with bamboostal inpog and flko to beat up angel and get him in slay jail but it all backfired cuz angel pooped on them all and had an enormous diarrhea incarnate mariah carey and they all got so disgusted that he went to axo and dario and hit the amogus thug shaker oh yea and he lived happily ever after

Sox writers are not going anywhere

by Testicleinspectorangelgoat April 5, 2023

wet tube sox

A lubed up butthole

Darrel wore assless chaps when he got his wet tube sox

by Dirty n anonymous August 10, 2017

SOX

Sex on X-mas

Goddamnit, Okuma-kun, put your fucking sox on!

by tr8or October 28, 2018

The Sox Pox

Another name for The Curse of the Bambino, which has since been broken in 2004.

The Sox Pox is broken. Now it's been 4 World Series for them since, incidentally the same number of times Donald Trump has filed for bankruptcy.

by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

Chicago White Sox

The better version of the Cubs. Yes, they aren't amazing but compared to the Cubs they are the freaking New York Yankees. The White Sox's stadium is also a million times better than Wrigley Field and they also do this thing called winning.

Cubs suck. Let's go see the Chicago White Sox game because they actually win.

by RyGuyHill November 23, 2022

sox

sex with a sock

Richard: Damn I cannot wait to have sox tonight!
Jaquan: Yeah man me too... we can do it together...

by odawg293 May 17, 2022