Slooth

A evil cousin of the sloath. Resulted when a mutation formed in the Sloath's chromosome 4761. Can be identified by its long slinky arms, razor-sharp claw, that daunting smile, and slenderman face. Pray that you will never meet it. Once you become its target, you can't run or hide. It will come and kill you. If you do, just beg its whatever-conscience-it-has-left for mercy. Wants complete-world domination.

Spread the word about the slooth and sloaths to warn everyone about their killing instincts. Just make sure they don't find out it's you who is spreading the word or they will murder you in an unspeakable way.

by sex-&-slytherin February 11, 2014

Soother

Soother: When a son and his mother had a son together.

Strange: I'm a Soother

by Sakurakage March 30, 2021

slothump

Waiting until a slot is free on a game server by constantly refreshing it.

you wanna go to server #1 or slothump the others?

by jezpuh September 25, 2005

slothopotamus

A slow moving human being, likes being in the water and can drink a gallon of milk in less than 2 minutes. Woman can't resist this monster, yet laid back, this is a true warrior beast.

Slothopotamus was formed by a genetic deformation in the human DNA of the cross breading of a sloth and a hippopotamus

by Danomyte April 26, 2008

scoothe

a word an idiot uses for "soothes" because he can't type.. or for that matter, read.

sidenote.. it's a way to caress your "bifkin".. n shit..

"Yo Kun, I'mma go scoothe my bifkin on your mom's face."

<3 kun

by Wurk April 4, 2009

Scother

Scother, rhymes with brother and mother. A one word term to describe one's Significant Other without the awkwardness of those 2 words. It isn't appropriate for adults to use the terms boyfriend or girlfriend. Girlfriend and Boyfriend are more appropriate words for teens and youngsters. Partner is usually used for gay couples or business partners. So let "Scother" roll off your tongue when referering to your boyfriend or girlfriend if you are an adult in a comitted relationship. It's also great because it is genderless so gay couples can use it too.

My scother and I just came back from a cruise.
(sounds so much more natural and personal than significant other)

by jubester April 16, 2011

smooth farter

~ A person capable of farting without making any noise, especially in public.

~ When it smells and you wonder where it came from.

Tim is a big time Smooth Farter.

by thefilmguy November 27, 2011