Smarcasm

A cross between the word Smart Ass and Sarcasm

Your smarcasm is hitting on my last nerve

by bosco wordsmith February 4, 2010

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ass scarf

A brown nose who has advanced beyond the ass lick and ass kiss stages. One who truly enjoys the work. No humiliation or inconvienience will deter their attempt to impress, compliment, or patronize their perceived superior.

Carol is such an ass scarf she spent her day off running errands for the boss.

by toxic megacolon July 29, 2004

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to scarface

Mimicking that scene in the movie Scarface, when Al Pacino drags his face through a pile of cocaine. An expression of extreme desire and excess. Can be applied to anything that is so awesome that you'd literally like to put your face in it.

I'm so hungry I could scarface through a whole cake.

Or: She's so hot that I'd like to scarface her crotch.

by bl4cksh33p February 7, 2010

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Yellow Scarfneck

a person of homosexual orientation; usually a male who acts much like a female, often enjoys shopping, tanning, spaas, etc.

I saw a yellow scarfneck walking out of the new gay bar down the street

by arook March 11, 2011

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summer scarf

Scarves worn by angsty self proclaimed "fashion industriers" who work in retail when it's literally hotter than hell's sauna room because they're too cool to wear tank tops with the rest of us in Florida.

Person 1: "Aren't you hot? It's like 90 degrees and you're wearing a scarf"
Person 2 "It's a summer scarf"

Person 1 " What does that make you hotter?"
Person 2 "No it's a SUMMER scarf"

Person 1"It looks like its made of wool..."

Person 2 "I'm in the fashion industry! OKAY!?!"

by lmoavhea May 8, 2013

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