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slang whore

Anyone who uses slang on a regular basis to cover up the fact that they are really just uneducated trash!

Also, anyone who thinks that talking in slang makes them cool, while totally ignoring the fact that they are futureless drains on society!

Question: How does one know if they are a slang whore?
Answer: If you use more slang words than you can name states.... your a slang whore! (now get back in line for your governmnet cheese!)
If you stopped acting like a slang whore you might attract girls/guys who not only respect themselves, but will respect you too! (think about it!)
by the voice of reason April 24, 2003
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Slangwhich

The use of any combination of three or more slang words in the same phrase or sentence.
"As soon as I heard the one-time coming, I tossed the burner in the bushes and I was Swayze!"

Nice "slangwhich"...
by b1locat September 30, 2009
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Slanguage Arts

The art of learning slang and text language. Any type of grammar you do not learn in school, or any word that is not in the dictionary, but is used often, can be defined under slanguage arts.
My slanguage arts teacher today taught me what swole means.
by Kibblz February 25, 2010
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slanghigh noon

The act of whacking or having your slang(weiner) whacked why under the influence of weed. It helps if jackie chan is there even if hes not involved in the beating of your slang. Its just nice to have an authentic asain around the slanghighnoon because they add to the orientle atmosphere and the smell like springrolls which everybody loves.
Hey theres jackie chan, lets invite him to our slanghigh noon sesion to do some karate around our dutch rutter
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shangover

A sex-hangover. The feeling of aching and overall exhaustion that comes the day after a particularly vigourous sexual escapade.

The feeling that makes you think: "Damn, am I supposed to stretch before and after shagging?!"

Highest risk of a shangover comes after the first sex you've gotten in a while. This is because: 1, you tend to put more effort in, and 2, you're out of condition.
Guy: "Mate, are you coming to football later?"

Guy 2: "No way man, I have a serious shangover. My legs feel like they're going to fall off - there's no way I can run anywhere."

Guy 2: "It was WORTH it though."
by kinkitsune October 27, 2010
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slangworm

A piece of slang that rapidly enters a collective global or regional consciousness and is overused by speakers without their intent ... THEY CAN'T HELP IT.
"Stop saying, 'Epic.' It's played out."

"I know, but I can't help it. It's totally a slangworm."

1975 - Groovy; 1985 - Rad; 1995 - Sick; 2005 - Hella; 2010 - Epic
by mrgrimm August 14, 2012
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slang dork

An adult who doesn't understand, or know how to use slang correctly, is called a slang dork.
My mom is freaking clueless. She tries to act all cool by using slang, but she always ends up sounding more like a slang dork.
by Somerlea April 17, 2014
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