school shopping

a more pleasant sounding term for masturbation

I really need to go school shopping after school.

by Nick August 31, 2004

Star shopping

Star shopping is often used to infer committing suicide.

If you feel someone who uses this term is in danger contact emergency services straight away!

Person 1: how are you?
Person 2: well I feel like going star shopping...

by Bubbleteaboo June 10, 2021

window shopping

1. Looking at products you do not intend to buy
2. A person who is involved with a signifigant other causually admiring another person's body.

1. "It's too expensive here, but I love window shopping."
2. "Jason wasn't intersted in that girl passing by, he has a girlfriend. Sometimes he just likes to window shopping"

by SwtMsT May 17, 2006

Boy Shopping

To literally go "shopping" for boys. You go to a mall with some girl friends and check out cute/hot boys. Real fun if you "try out" the merchandise and go flirt with them. Get a numba or two... ;)

Grl: Wanna go boy shopping tonight?
Grl2: SURE!! I could use some entertainment.

by SparkyChick June 25, 2010

Showing Brain

When a man or boy wears pants that show details of their genitalia (lines of penis head, testicles, etc.)

or

When a man or boy wears shorts that allow their scrotum or penis to fall out and be visible.

Tim walks into the gym after a run in his short-shorts, and as he is talking to his friend Bob, his sack lolls to his side. His shorts are so short everyone can see how the anabolic steroids have shrunken his testicles and penis.

Bob: Dude, get some longer shorts, you're Showing Brain to everyone.

by Real Men Don't Sparkle September 28, 2010

shopping whore

one who spends way too much time and money at the mall and/or other retail stores

My friend Jen is a total shopping whore, she's at the mall all the fuckin' time!!!

by fashionho December 9, 2003

church shopping

To go to a new church every Sunday, usually churches of different Christian denomination, in hopes of finding one where the pastor approves of fornication, gay marriage, and wearing jeans to church.

Jerry wasn't happy in the Catholic Church when Father Stephen told him he couldn't bang his girlfriend. Now he is church shopping. So far he tried Lutheran, Baptist, Presbyterian, Methodist, and Orthodox Churches.

by drlolz August 6, 2014