Another way of saying "brand new" as in annoyingly green. To be a greenhorn, amateurs, inexperienced, novice, etc. to the point of dislike by others. I a social setting a shiny person (brand new) would be ostrcized because they do not know what they are talking about, pretends to do so. The shiny person would view the conversation too esoteric for their own good, yet attempts to join in anyway.
"You know I'm gonna bring that fire at the party tonight." said Alfredo to Adam.
Adam reponds, "some of that sticky icky? Fu sho! I thought you where gonna bring that shwag shit."
"Do I look shiny to you? Of course I'm gonna bring the bomb shit!"
In which juaqin tries to join in the conversation as well as the event says, "can I come? I have matches dipped in honey."
Alfredo and Adam both look at each other and say in tandem, "this nigga's hella shiny!"
When a man visit a KTV in Taiwan and the girl gives him a Hand Job in front of the audience, where the backlight from the TV lighted up his gentlemen sausage.
When a guy bends his penis in half. The skin on the shaft then gets that tight and shiny appearance.
Last call at the bar
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then
The true unbridled form of Dynamite Anton who is fixed, golden, evil, a baby, looks like Paul and is shiny. The form he takes on destroy Satan once and for all. He is so holy, pure and perfect that he just simply exists. He is also the best character in Antonball Deluxe and if you say otherwise I will find you and feed you to a lion! Do not insult or taunt Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny) in any way, shape or form. He is peak fiction
Guy: My only religion is to worship Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny) from now on.
She's the best girl. She deserve everything in this world. She's so pretty that even a blind person's jaw dropped because of her visual. Pioneer of the iconic 'Shoulder Dance'
Shin Ryujin? you mean the best girl in the whole wide world that deserves love, respect and care?